Thursday, January 15, 2009

DNA Breakthrough!

Scientists Splice Genes.

Scientists at The University of Artesian Science, Polytechnic, have perfected a genetic splice between a mammal, a bird and a $100 bill, allowing the creature to lay bags of money, in place of eggs.

This development means that we can increase the money supply without borrowing and going deeper into debt!

Wait... This just in.

Sorry, money is still only created by banks when they make loans.

It seems the only way to get money into the system that is not a debt, is to change the law.

We'll follow this story and keep you posted on the details.