From "Troubled" to "Toxic" to "Opportunistic".
Glad they changed it so we can take advantage of this opportunity!
Say, wasn't it just yesterday that they called them "non-performing" loans?
No matter, the banks need help and we'd better help them, or we won't be able to go deeper into debt!
Hmmm.... better get in on the ground floor of this unbelievable stroke of business genius.